i remember in like 3rd grade a kid from my school left school to go on a kid gameshow and he never came back
DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough
wow why the fuck would you say that
it could also be things from the other side.
good luck figuring out witch one
when you accidentally like something while stalking someone
my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life
my friend got accused of plagiarizing in junior high because she used the word “sweets” instead of “candy” and our teacher thought that the word sweets was “too advanced for our vocabulary”
ok staff I need you to fix the video player
the video player
The. Video. Player.
THE VIDEO PLAYER
when i am old i’ll probably shout out old text posts the way old men do with war flashbacks
how much money do they pay the models in stock photos
IS THAT SALAMI
why do people need these photos like wtf
|—||a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via partybarackisinthehousetonight)|
i walk a lonely road
the only one that i have ever known
My favorite Oscar of the night
make room for the Grammys
Tumblr was invented just for this pun.
I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.
Nicki made this guy’s pic her avi pic on twitter i feel faint
DO NOT YELL AT ME FOR SAYING SORRY TOO MUCH BECAUSE I WILL ACCIDENTALLY APOLOGIZE EVEN MORE AND SORRY
when i look in the mirror I either think im the hottest person ever or a piece of shit there is no in between